whoredinarygirl:

the best things in life have the most calories

hotboysofficial:

"I have read the Terms and Conditions"image

brilliances:

What if everything was just a bad dream and you wake up to a perfect life

dont i wish

pawnee6b:

my dad doesn’t just say “panic at the disco” my dad YELLS “PANIC!!!” then waits a few seconds and quietly adds “…at the disco” and I appreciate his dedication to punctuation

nyehs:

reminder that i am accepting money 100% of the time

phoenixings:

what if you woke up and found your blogtitle tattooed on your body

gigaguess:

You fucked up you seriously fucked up.

gigaguess:

You fucked up you seriously fucked up.

ashcum:

wintry-mix:

blood-orange-handed:

there are three levels to tumblr friendships:

1. super nice messages

2. slightly wierd messages

3. messages with the entirety of bohemian rhapsody lyrics and messages at 4am saying things like “what if you woke up and u were a chicken”

If you are looking to move from level 1 to level 2 or level 2 to level 3, CONSIDER THIS YOUR INVITATION.

If u are looking to going straight to level three with me my ask is wide open

unprintable:

How do people do backflips and shit? like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up

sixpenceee:

Oh my god 
I’d run too 

sixpenceee:

Oh my god 

I’d run too 

fruitpacks:

love u babe *kisses myself on the cheek*

weirdteenblogger:

still not exactly sure what studying is