evaot:

when ur tryin to tell a story but people talk over you

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jesus-would-follow-me:

the size of your thighs, or your waist, doesn’t matter

its the size of your bank account that we really care about

diamondtwink:

My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t

witchomo:

lordemusic:

hate:

im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises

lol me

ok lorde you’ve also been nominated for nearly 3 grammys at the age of 17
john-turner-love:

by Andy Willsher.

john-turner-love:

by Andy Willsher.

just-another-country-blog:

Played Cards Against Humanity with my little sister and some friends and she freaking played these. I laughed for a good two minutes then sighed because it’s true and she’s realized that at the age of 16.

just-another-country-blog:

Played Cards Against Humanity with my little sister and some friends and she freaking played these. I laughed for a good two minutes then sighed because it’s true and she’s realized that at the age of 16.

dersia:

*passionately sings the wrong line to a song*

danglingthpider:

porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house

notquiteshakespeare:

truelladeville:

theblogchoseme:

truelladeville:

I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go

I was in a Toy Story play.

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And I loved it.

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You’re an inspiration to us all

please explain how this was your lowest point

megaminun:

"omg im so tired i only got 7 hours of sleep last night"

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coldlikedeath:

fluffmugger:

I want to kiss whoever wrote this headline

They waited their entire career for that!

coldlikedeath:

fluffmugger:

I want to kiss whoever wrote this headline

They waited their entire career for that!