the best things in life have the most calories
"I have read the Terms and Conditions"
What if everything was just a bad dream and you wake up to a perfect life
dont i wish
my dad doesn’t just say “panic at the disco” my dad YELLS “PANIC!!!” then waits a few seconds and quietly adds “…at the disco” and I appreciate his dedication to punctuation
reminder that i am accepting money 100% of the time
what if you woke up and found your blogtitle tattooed on your body
there are three levels to tumblr friendships:
1. super nice messages
2. slightly wierd messages
3. messages with the entirety of bohemian rhapsody lyrics and messages at 4am saying things like “what if you woke up and u were a chicken”
If you are looking to move from level 1 to level 2 or level 2 to level 3, CONSIDER THIS YOUR INVITATION.
If u are looking to going straight to level three with me my ask is wide open
How do people do backflips and shit? like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up
love u babe *kisses myself on the cheek*
still not exactly sure what studying is